Dumb Laws of the U.K.

Any boy under the age of 10 may not see a naked manequin.

A bed may not be hung out of a window.

Any person found breaking a boiled egg at the sharp end will be sentences to 24 hours in the village stocks.

London Hackney Carriages (Taxis) must carry a bale of hay and a sack of oats.

All English males over the age of 14 are to carry out 2 or so hours of longbow practice a week supervised by the local clergy.

With the exception of carrots, most goods may not be sold on a Sunday.

Since 1313, MPs are not allowed to don armour in Parliament.

No cows may be driven down the roadway between 10AM and 7PM unless there is prior approval from the Commissioner of Police.